The $250 Neiman Marcus Cookie Recipe


The Darker Side of Urban Retail Mythology.

Joe Bob Briggs called it "Hysterically funny"

which means I can probably die happy.

If I ever planned on dying. But I don’t.

I decided to tonally match this piece to how I imagined John Waters might. Because it seemed the appropriate story style for an urban myth this ridiculous. Every single bit of the insipid ‘dialog’ and ‘plot twists’ from the original and ubiquitous email have been folded in.

Film Fest in Vancouver said this was

“Oozing with black humor and corporate paranoia.”

Film Fest in Pennsylvania chose this to open for a new film (and appearance) by Mr. Waters. Which made up for some of my friends telling me this is the stupidest thing they’ve ever seen - and that I’ve ever done.

Recipe for Disaster